Archive for the ‘Jackass Voicemails’ Category

VM – My friend Joe, the Comedian, Pretending to Be a Black Man


2010
05.13

Joseph Rocha is a BRILLIANT stand-up comic/improver/writer who is by far my most favoritist vm leaving friend. What you need to know is that he is a hilarious Nicaraguan male (he’s going to laugh that I wrote that, but it’s so much more descriptive than ‘Latino male’), and he loves to leave me messages pretending to be a sexy black man…”cause I know how you loves the black men.” This is the latest installment. To say that these make my day is grossly insufficient. These messages keep me sane and prevent me from harming others. Listen here: Covered in chocolate pudding

Voice Mail Messages – Russian Dentist’s Office


2010
03.10

I was going to a Russian dentist in New York City for awhile when I lived there and I must’ve had some bizarre outgoing message because it made the receptionist laugh. She has a thick accent that is very sing-songy which made me laugh. I guess I was late for an appointment and they were worried I was a no-show. Dr. Zimmelman’s office

Voice Mail Messages – Matthew L.


2010
03.10

I love my friend Matthew because he never leaves a normal message.  Actually, none of my friends do, but Matt goes the extra mile and really role plays.  Here is a vm I got from him pretending to be a phone company salesman.——Click to hear Matt